Temporary lip tattoos? Did you know about these? Maybe it means that I’m an out of touch loser because I wasn’t aware of the trend that is a temporary lip tattoo. Or, maybe it means that I’m actually way too cool to waste my time learning about something as shitty as temporary lip tattoos. Hmmm…I think I’m going to have to go with the latter option on this one.
Seriously though, I’m not really all that against temporary lip tattoos. I mean, they certainly aren’t my cup of tea, but they’re also not marketed at me or my demographic. So that’s cool. And you’re probably reading this, making a face and being like Why the hell is he talking about temporary lip tattoos? I couldn’t care less about temporary lip tattoos. Right? Sure you are. But the fact of the matter is that it’s the start of the week and I just felt like easing into things this week. I’ve got a rough week ahead of me. I’m moving. And not like, across the street or across the city. I’m talking about a cross country move. That takes a lot out of dude. So temporary lip tattoos to me – whether you’re for or against them or couldn’t care less – seem at the very least, like a good conversation starter.
Anyhow, these temporary lip tattoos…Well, apparently this is what happens:
‘Temporary lip tattoos, launched by Violent Lips…Come in the form of your average temporary tattoo, to be applied to your lips by holding a damp cloth over the tattoo for a couple of minutes and there is a variety of patterns to choose from. There are leopard print ones, rainbow print ones and even glitter ones, should you fancy turning your lips into a disco ball.’
What do you think? All I know is that anyone who criticises this has to stop and ask themselves one question: Would I make out with someone who was wearing a temporary lip tattoo? That’s really what it all boils down to, I think. Anyway..coming soon, temporary eyeball tattoos and temporary tongue tattoos. It shouldn’t be too much longer before we also see temporary tattoos for temporary tattoos.
Okay, enough, I know.